He Kākāpō. He mathematically proven to be the perfect bird by Stephen Fry (and there is no evidence to say that man is not a demigod). Look at the geometric perfection of his cheerful little fluffy face. Marvel at him rolling around the underbush like the angelic stuffed olive that he was born to be. It is said that only a true psychopath may stare into the eyes of this true round boy without joyful weeping. Vote Kākāpō or else Cisero will hump your neck (actually, like you should be so lucky). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
$10 from every purchase goes to NZ Forest and Bird who do wonderful work to support the conservation of our living taonga.
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All tee options:
• 100% cotton
• Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
Available on adult & kids sizes.
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