He Kereru. If the laws of the universe have their way, 2018 will be only the first year of his eternal reign as BOTY. He got broader shoulders than an 80s fashion icon. He more than the roundest of bois, he true spherical. Use V=(4/3)πr^3 if you want to calculate the volume of this behemoth feijoa. This thicc boi lives the good life, whooshing from tree to tree, being all completely ham sandwiched from fermented berries. Vote for Kereru as 2019 BOTY or Chloe will curse you to an eternity of running barefoot on prickle grass.
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