She Kōkākō. She already the tru winner tbh. She got long legs like a stilettoed slenderman. She got that whole timeless hamburglar, smoky eye thing going on. But the only thing she here to steal is your heart and also sum slices of granny smith apple. Most important, her voice is basically the magical lovechild of Kiri Te Kanawa, Dave Dobyn and a Space Shuttle Launch. Like, take the joy you feel when you hear the Mr Whippy song and multiply it by I don’t know, a trillian. Vote Kōkākō or she will blow your mind and also your eardrums.
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